7 Other Positions ASG Failed to Confirm
In the wake of a heated Associated Student Government Senate meeting last Wednesday night, ASG President Ani Ajith is scrambling to fill numerous vacancies for cabinet positions left unconfirmed...
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The Sherman Ave Editors (Evander Jones, Ross Packingham and Sir Edward Twattingworth III) sat down with Northwestern University President Morty Schapiro for an interview. Why he agreed to let us do...
View ArticleNorbucks Employees Go On Strike Due to Hostile Finals Week Environment
It’s day four of finals week and the Norbucks baristas have called it quits until their environment improves. One barista was verbally assaulted by an HPME sophomore after putting a round frappuccino...
View ArticleMayfest Unveils New Guest Rule, Completely Ruins Dillo Day Forever
Is there even a point in going to Dillo Day anymore?
View ArticleSPOILER ALERT: Visiting George R.R. Martin Kills-Off Morty
In a shocking plot twist, George R.R. Martin killed off University President Morton Schapiro on stage yesterday.
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